the fine print
Refund Policy
updated October 31, 2026draft · review before launch
the short version
- $4.99, one time. Delivered instantly.
- Didn't unlock, or the report is broken? Full refund within 7 days.
- Not liking the roast isn't a defect. It's a roast.
A summary to help you read. The full text below is what applies.
The full roast is a one-time payment of $4.99. Because it's a digital product delivered instantly, refunds are limited to the cases below.
You get a refund if, within 7 days of paying
- your full roast failed to generate or didn't unlock after payment, or
- the report is broken: missing sections, garbled text or a page that won't load.
How to ask
Email astroastapp@gmail.com within 7 days of paying, with your report link and a short description of the problem. We'll either fix the report or refund you in full to your original payment method.
What isn't covered
Not liking the roast, or disagreeing with your astrology, isn't a defect. It's a roast. This doesn't affect any rights you have under your local consumer law.